21 April - 10 May / Riverside Studios / Book Now

21 April - 10 May / Riverside Studios / Book Now

Heartsink:
A Bittersweet Medical Comedy

Starring Kathy Kiera Clarke as Cara

“After years in practice seeing through a doctors’ eyes, I find myself on a crash-course as the patient. The view isn’t quite so attractive from this side, you’ll be surprised to know.”

In this bitingly funny, bittersweet comedy, served with a healthy dose of gallows humour and a slice of magical cake, we learn what it means when the doctor becomes the patient.    

For GP, Dr Jeffrey Longford, a cancer diagnosis propels him into a new life on the other side of the stethoscope.  The world he held true undergoes brutal challenge as he transitions from high status, knowledgeable practitioner to vulnerable, dependant and at times, terrified patient.

Losing his title in exchange for a patient label and querying the professions’ steadfast view on assisted dying are just two of a glut of issues which throw Dr Longfors’ long-standing belief system into sharp relief.   

From an award-winning team including a writer who was a former GP, Heartsink is filled with acute wit and humane comedy as it describes this collision of perspectives and tackles ostensibly unfunny issues with insightful empathy and compassion. 

A cast of characters who are not as they seem intertwine with the beleaguered doctor: his Irish patient Cara conceals her devastating secret behind hypochondria, endless demands for more tests and an unwavering resolve to preserve Greatest Aunt Laura’s (who was probably a witch) ancient recipe; Hospital Receptionist Suzie, masks her brilliant philosophical mind behind a grungy exterior and caustic tongue. While gentle Dr Roofi, who idolises his colleague, takes on the unenviable task of reminding him of his societal and professional duties, all the time defying the spectre of Dignitas 

Skilfully presented from both sides, Heartsink juxtaposes two worlds which are intricately linked in their purpose but widely separate in their experience.

CREDITS

Writer & former GP: Farine Clarke (London Zoo, Southwark Playhouse, Bread & Roses, Clapham.)  
Direction by:  Sean Turner: (Why I Stuck a Flare Up my Arse for England, Edinburgh, Southwark Playhouse, Australia Tour. The Play that Goes Wrong, UK & International. Ms Holmes and Ms Watson Apt 2B, Arcola Theatre.) 
Set Designer: Matteo Mastrandrea
Lighting Designer: Chuma Lighting Design
Sound Designer: Hattie North
Casting Director: Ellie Collyer-Bristow Casting
Artwork: Ghostlight Studios   
PR: ANRPR
Marketing: Paul Hicks
Producer: Unequal Productions Ltd.

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Reviews


“Overall, I found Heartsink deeply moving, brilliantly acted and genuinely excellently written by Farine Clarke.”

Roviews

★★★★★

“Not a didactic play… we root for Clarke's characters all the way.”

Broadway World

★★★★

“Incredibly Authentic - devastating. Heartsink roars to it’s climax - it left me with my heart feeling full.”

All That Dazzles

★★★★

“Richly compelling.”

LondonPubTheatres

★★★★

“Tremendously well-acted.”

Read About Stuff

★★★★

“Pivots expertly and frequently between humour and heavy-heartedness.”

The Stage

“You will laugh. But you’ll also get that lump in your throat.”

London Mums Magazine

“A thoughtful, intimate play that prioritises performance and emotional honesty over spectacle.”

Mood Dreams Review

“Carries important debates.”

The Guradian

Providing a voice for contemporary, cutting edge plays

UnEqual Productions

UnEqual Productions is an award-winning company which was established in January 2021 to produce entertaining, contemporary, cutting-edge plays which resonate with world-wide audiences spanning social, ethnic and economic spectrums.

Irony and a light touch are intrinsic to UnEqual Productions’ philosophy  of producing plays which promote thoughtful, lively discussion and debate without dictating how theatre goers ‘must’ or ‘should’ think and feel.

Instead Unequal Productions’ plays use humour, wit and satire to highlight unspoken, often unseen, issues which nonetheless affect us all. These productions offer unique insights into superficial and engrained attitudes  which drive universally felt experiences in society today. Overall the company delivers an enjoyable, fulfilling and thought-provoking theatre experience.

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Reviews (London Zoo)


“The themes of manipulation and greed feel perfectly up to date.”

— The Spectator

“Fast paced, clever and confident”

— The Review Hub 

★★★★★

“Outstanding”

— London Pub Theatre Magazine 

Farine Clarke

Farine Clarke was born in London of South Asian heritage and her long career spanned medicine, publishing and business.

Farine qualified in medicine from St George’s Hospital Medical School, University of London in the 1980s. She went on to train as a GP and practiced in London and the South-East. Farine has always felt privileged to have practiced as a doctor and remembers her clinical experiences with acuity and gratitude. Medicine continued to be a key part of much of her subsequent career.

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